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[Jul. 22nd, 2006|12:51 am] |
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (ELAINE!) |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. |
× I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (key word EX) |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. |
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 20th, 2006|10:10 pm] |
| You Are 84% Evil | 
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! |
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[Feb. 27th, 2006|09:10 pm] |
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my 9.9 stood up through saturday as the high score of the tournament, Master Khan was braggin on my knife form today at work a bit, and he thinks im set up nicely for my third dan. thats the good news, the not as good news is im gonna get my ass whipped in that exam no matter how much prep i do. a 15 min full contact fight with three people isn't winnable when your opopnents are all 3rd and 4th degree black belts. who have already taken that exam themselves. so looking forward to passing the exam and putting it behind me but not going through it. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2006|12:25 am] |
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my friday night, Gold in the open division, and silvers in Musical and fighting divisions, and oh yes, no stiches or bleeding on my white uniform from my two razor sharp knives i was doing jump 360 kicks with. that was the first priority, keeping my white uniform white. and the highlight of the night was the 9.9 i got from Master Khan. ok elaine i posted for your entertainment. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2006|09:44 pm] |
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i found my best medicine and nurse all in one, ELAINE! she came down this weekend and made me all better, and very very happy. |
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[Feb. 7th, 2006|07:43 pm] |
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities
to genuinely connect with others, and need to
be appreciated. They do everything with
quality and are devoted and loyal friends and
employers/employees. Whatever or whomever
they commit to are their sole (and soul)
focus. They love to serve and will give
freely of themselves in order to nurture
others lives.
BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have
distinct preferences and occasionally the
somewhat controlling (but always fair)
personality of a confident leader. Their code
of ethics is remarkably strong and they
expect others to live honest, committed lives
as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful
moments in conversation as well as
remembering special life events (i.e.,
birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are
dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can
also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone,
and emotionally intense. They are like
sainted pit-bulls who never let go of
something once they are committed. When you
deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort
to truly understand them, and truly
appreciate them.
What Color Are You?
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 30th, 2006|11:36 pm] |
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finally added a user pic, i think. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 11th, 2006|10:57 pm] |
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back to school, bleh. elaine has gone, WHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. i massively enjoyed having her here for 2 weeks though. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2005|02:50 pm] |
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One final down and two to go |
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[Dec. 8th, 2005|01:38 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) purpleheaven and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April bethgal and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I bought porn for suns_shadow (-10 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for justira (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-20 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
antiquus_mors |
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[Dec. 6th, 2005|09:52 pm] |
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Last big paper turned in, now the only sword of damascus is the final exams. this makes me happy. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2005|12:17 am] |
Fun things for Non-Christians to do in church...
Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
Put stray dogs in coat closets.
Un-tune the piano.
Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher:"Would you rather be stoned or crucified?"
Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.
Start a wave.
Do cool things with the lighting.
When attendance is taken, sign on fake names like "Hugh G. Rection" and "Oliver Klozoff".
Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
When the choir sings, roll your eyes and grumble: "Oh, Christ! Are they gonna do another SONG?"
Make up your own words to the songs.
Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say: "Oh shit. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly.
Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.
If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT FUCKING THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
Dress all in black, or in camo.
Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it in your ear as jewelry. If you are male, wear two.
Change sets for the evening service.
If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matching shorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.
At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce that you can see an image of Jesus.
Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes and socks.
Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
Inflate balloons, then send them off.
Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Side cartoons.
Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw in asterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.
Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.
During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetly light them.
Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on how good it is.
When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paper with Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.
Turn to your neighbor, whisper: "This do in remembrance of me" and lick them.
Fart, and have a friend shout: "Hark! An angel has spoken!"
Blow bubbles.
Fake a possession.
Distribute condoms.
Speak in tongues.
Ask where the nearest ashtray is.
Drool in the collection plate.
Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. When someone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, act embarrassed.
Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry".
At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of a wristwatch embedded inside.
Overnight, have the stained-glass windows replaced with new ones depicting comical, erotic, or death-related imagery. Send the bill to the pastor.
Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"
Spread the word that there'll be a rave party at the address of the church next Saturday at midnight. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2005|11:47 pm] |
copied from nick cause i agree
Dear Girls (from us guys)...
Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
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It makes us feel SO secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting with guys we've never heard of.
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Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
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On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room.
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."
Let us pay for you.
Don't "feel bad."
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
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DONT flirt with guys when we're not around.
We'll find out. Trust us.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.
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Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
But seriously sometimes looks ISNT everything alot guys who arent exactly "hot" will treat you the way you need to be treated
Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
....and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agree |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|10:46 pm] |
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so yeah I took the camaro out in the "snow" for the first time ever. To put it mathmatically. 4th gear cuising at low rpm + light throttle tap - traction control + 400 hp (because the supercharger isn't currently hooked up) + a little slush on the road = rear end fishtailing and sliding + FUN TIMES. this was just normally driving, then i went up to the parking lot for doughnuts, 180's and all that cool other shit u see in the movies. |
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